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Funny Quotes For Whatsapp 2017

Hello Friend Today I am sharing a good collection of best funny quotes with you. If you love funny quotes then these quotes are only for you check them below and give me your feedback. I hope you will enjoy these funny quotes. So share these Funny  quotes on social media and with your friends. Check these status below.

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Best Funny Quotes In English

Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason

me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain, Aapke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de, Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de

Jise Koyal Samjhe, Woh Kauwa Nikla; Dosti Ke Naam Par Hauwa Nikla Jo Rokte Thay Humein Sharaab Peene Se; Aaj Unhi Ki Jeb Se Pauwa Nikla!

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

Legs utha ke karo, Tange faila ke karo, Ghuma ghuma ke karo, Aage peechey dono taraf karo, Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga Oye I’m talking abt Yoga

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya, Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai; Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanson Mein Aag Ab Tak Hai; Raat to Hum Kat Lenge Jaise Taise; Chinta Hai Subah Ki, Jab Yeh “Hari Mirch” Karegi Aisi Taisi!

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi; Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi; Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge; Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi!

Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi; Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi; Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi; Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!

Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai; Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar, Iss Liye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai!

Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein; Gaur Farmiyae: Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein; Yeh Toh Unke Bachche Hi Kamine Hein; Jo Humein Mama-Mama Bulaate Hein!

Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai; Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai; Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost; Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai!

Ishq Ke Khayaal Buhut Hein; Ishq Ke Charche Buhut Hein; Sochte Hein Hum Bhi Kar Lein Ishq; Par Sunte Hein Ishq Mein Kharche Buhut Hein!

Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat Hogi; Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi; Yaad na Kar Ke Tumne Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera; Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujali Sari Raat Hogi

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein; Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi; Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko; Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi!

Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab; Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab; Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab; De Tatti, De Peshaab – De Tatti, De Peshaab!

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum; Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum!

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!

Arz Farmaiya Hai: Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib; Wah Wah! Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib; Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta!

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari; Aur Fir Kya – Sukh Gaye Hum!

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi; Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi; Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho; To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi; Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe; Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi; Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya; Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari; Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega; Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar; To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye; Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye; Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo; Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye!

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Gaur Farmaiye: Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari- Vari; Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari- Vari; Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri? Idhar Toh Aa Ri – Ja Ri, Aa Ri – Ja Ri!

 

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