Funny Whatsapp Status

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Best Whatsapp Status

 

Earning Doulat from Internet

 

Can’t Talk, in Washroom

 

I’m under construction.

 

Fatal Error – Restarting.

 

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

 

Hey, there Whatsapp is using me.

 

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

 

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

 

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

 

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

 

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

 

Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet

 

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy

 

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different

 

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day only time success comes before work is in dictionary

 

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me

 

You can never buy Love….But still, you have to pay for it

 

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

 

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday

 

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it

Best Whatsapp Status In Hindi

funny whatsapp status in Hindi

न किसी से दुश्मनी है सबसे अपनी यारी…तेरी शौतन तो पट गयी चल अब तेरी बरी।

 

Facebook और # WhatsApp में गर्ल का स्टेटस । “My Dady Is My Hero”,
जेसे हमारे पापा तो # गब्बर_Singh और # जयकांत_शिकरे Hai.

 

पढ़ रहा हूँ मै इश्क़ की किताब ऐ दोस्तों अगर बन गया वकील तो बेवफाओं की खैर नही.

 

खोया हुआ मोबाइल और बैंक में उधार दी गयी पेन,
अगर वापस मिल जाए, तो समझ लेना कि गंगा नहा लिए.

 

“गिटार सिखा था जिस को पटाने के लिए,
आज ऑफर आया है उसकी शादी में बजाने के लिए!”

 

Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai !!..!!

 

Holi khelne ka shauk hai, par teri pichkari me dum nahi…!!

 

The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry…!!

 

Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur,Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..!!

 

Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard…!!

 

Agar tum ladki ko izzat doge, woh tumhe apni izzat degi…!!

 

Teri DP Se nazar nahin hatati, notification hum kya dekhein ! ..!!

 

4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka…!!

 

Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le…!!

 

आजतक एसी कोई रानी बनी नहीं जो इस बादशाह को अपना गुलाम बनना दे

 

एक सवाल मुझे बार-बार परेशान कर रहा है कि छोटी Abcd बड़ी ABCD से कितने साल छोटी है?

 

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है… मजनू चाहता है लैला को, लैला किसी और की दीवानी है!!!

 

मुझे पता है कि शराब हर सवाल का जवाब नही है , पर साला पीने के बाद सवाल ही किसे याद रहता है

 

खुश रहे तू सदा यह दुआ है मेरी… तेरी प्रेमिका ही बन जाए भाभी तेरी…

 

तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो, तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम ना हो, भगवान तुझे ऐसी आइटम दे, जो चिकनी चमेली से कम ना हो