cool status for Whatsapp

I will share today cool status for Whatsapp for Whatsapp users who use Whatsapp a lot. I today’s time Whatsapp is the most popular platform to share Whatsapp status in English. In this collection of cool status for Whatsapp, you will also get funny Whatsapp status in English. So guys check my today’s this collection of cool status for Whatsapp in English here. You can also check my recently published post-love Whatsapp status & Funny status for Whatsapp. So if you like these statuses then please don’t forget to share on social media accounts and with your friends.

Whatsapp Status In English

Work hard.Dream big

Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.

Don’t worry. God is always on time.

She loves me or not but I love her a lot.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?

 

The problem is not stopping signs…They’re guidelines.

 

 

I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

 

 

You can stay in my heart without paying the single penny.

 

 

If you don’t care to stop talking about it.

 

 

God was showing off when He created you.

 

 

Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!

 

 

Never apologize for being you.

 

 

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

 

Funny Whatsapp Status

 

I`m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

 

 

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

 

 

I’m a good boy with bad habits:

 

 

Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.

 

 

She loves me or not but I love her a lot.

 

 

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????

 

 

 

 

God is really creative, I mean ..just look at me.

 

 

 

 

I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

 

 

 

 

Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

 

 

 

 

fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

 

 

 

 

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

 

 

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

 

Cool Status For Whatsapp In English

 

I can handle pain until it hurts.

 

 

 

 

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

 

 

 

 

Gravity always gets me down.

 

 

 

 

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

 

 

 

 

I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.

 

 

 

 

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

 

 

 

 

Happiest people don’t have best of Everything..They make best of everything.

 

 

 

 

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

 

 

 

 

A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

 

 

 

 

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

 

 

 

 

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

 

 

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for

 

 

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good.

 

Every time I drink I get awesome

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

The trouble with trouble is that it starts as fun.

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

 

”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.

 

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

 

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

When I am good I am best, when I am bad I am worst.

What comes easy won’t last long, and what lasts long won’t come easy.

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