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कुछ लोग सब कुछ सीख जाते हैं बस तमीज़ नहीं सीख पाते।

Attitude का अंदाजा यही से लगा लो… तुम player बनना चाहते हो और मैं game changer

बड़ी मुस्किल से बनाया था अपने आपको काबिल उसके, उसने ये कहकर बिखेर दिया….की तुमसे मोह्बत तो है पर पाने की चाहत नही हैं।

दिल बड़ा करो , बड़ी बातें तो सभी कर लेते हैं

हम से मुकाबला करना हैं… तो अपनी सोच को #Update और  औकात को #Upgrade करो

Attitude एक नशा है, और ‎मेरे बाप की इस नशे की Factory का ईकलौता वारीस हूँ ‪‎मै‬

जब दुशमन पत्थर मारे तो उसका जवाब फूल से दो लेकिन वो फूल उसकी कबर पर होना चाहिये …….!

Teri EGO Toh 2 Din Ki Kahani He Per Meri Akad Toh Khandani He.

ना gaadi… ना bullet … ना ही रखे हथियार … एक है सीने में जिगरा  और दुसरे  जिगरी yaar .

बन्दे के पास अगर जिगर हो तो बिना ट्रिगर के भी दुश्मनो की Watt लगायी जा सकती है.

 

 

 

 

हम भी नवाब है लोगों की अकड़ धूएँ की तरह उड़ाकर, औकात सिगरेट की तरह छोटी कर देते है.

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

री दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी _और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी.

मैं चीज़ Original, तू जाली Note है… तेरी Body से ज़्यादा, मेरी DP Hot है.

लड़की की Hansi और कुत्ते की Khamosi पर कभी भरोसा नहीं करना चाहिए.

देख पगली दिल मेँ प्यार होना चाहिए… धक-धक तो Royal Enfield भी करता है.

 

 

 

 

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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry…!!

Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur,Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..!!

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai…!!

Aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai…!!

Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai…!!

Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard…!!

Agar tum ladki ko izzat doge, woh tumhe apni izzat degi…!!

Teri DP Se nazar nahin hatati, notification hum kya dekhein ! ..!!

4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka…!!

Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le…!!

 

 

 

 

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se…!!

Yeh sala pyar ho gaya ki UPSC ka exam ho gaya pass hi nahin ho raha…!!

Aaj bhi log hamari itni ijjat karte hain, Hum jise message karte hain wo Sir Jhukakar padhte hain !..!!

Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai…!!

Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain…!!

WhatsApp par message utne hi karo ki berozgaar na lago…!!

Aise mat dekho, lagta hai marinated murgi ko tandoor dekh raha hai…!!

Tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega. ..!!

 

 

 

 

Per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete…!!

Khuda Bachaye Hume In Hasino Se,Lekin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Hum Jaise Kamino se…!!

Read books instead of reading my status..!!

Battery about to die, I am about to live ..!!

Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish..!!

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive..!!

No, I didn’t trip…The floor looked like…It needed a hug..!!

Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius..!!

A lie is just a great story ruined by truth..!!

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..!!

Marriage is the cause of divorce…!!

 

 

 

 

Life is short…smile while you still have teeth..!!

I had to take the sick day.I’m sick of those peoples..!!

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Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe..!!

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe..!!

Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome..!!

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ??..!!

Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???..!!

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat..!!

Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ……… I have..!!

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places..!!

We live in the era of smart people and stupid people..!!

3 Mistake did by everyone ..Whatsapp, Facebook & GF..!!

 

 

 

 

A brain is Intelligent! Why not have Everyone..!!

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..!!

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ??..!!

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love..!!

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why..!!

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”..!!

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion..!!

Hey, you are reading my status again??..!!

Save Water, Drink Wine!..!!

All the Rules are made… To be break..!!

Everybody is so happy….I hate that..!!

 

 

 

 

When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look..!!

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t..!!

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.!!

High Power Come, with High voltage Current..!!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason..!!

Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation..!!

I love my job only when I’m on vacation..!!

I hate men but I’m not lesbian..!!

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die..!!

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words..!!

 

 

 

 

 

Drunk people run on Red Light.., Normal people wait for them to turn green…!!

 

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